A small anecdote from the nineties: I once asked my boss why he decided to hire me. He said that before the interview, he tried to explain over the phone how to get to the office — and I told him, "Don't worry about it, I have a map. I'll manage."
And now that I've complimented myself in the most transparent, pathetic way possible, let's get back to you.
All this sweet happiness business... what can I tell you — there's something you keep missing about it. Actually, there are many things you keep missing about it, but this morning we'll focus on one.